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IMPORTANT INFORMATION BELOW! ★
Questions most often received in messages are already answered here.
ALL FREE SHIPPING (USA ONLY)
THIS IS A NON-TRACKED ITEM
TO BE SENT BY STAMPED LETTER ENVELOPE
UNLESS YOU SELECT AN EXPEDITED SHIPPING METHOD
OR ORDER A TOTAL OF ANY 12+ MIX OR MATCH
Read below for full details.
This Fake or Funny Money Dollar Bill Novelty Note,
as described in the title and shown in the picture,
looks like real money. It is Brand-New & Crisp,
ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS A REAL US DOLLAR,
approximately 6-1/8" x 2-5/8" or 155mm x 67mm
and has similar stiffness and finely detailed markings.
THIS LISTING IS FOR
ONE (1) NOVELTY BILL ONLY!
Pictures show BOTH sides, FRONT AND BACK of just ONE Bill.
IF you want 2 or more bills, such as to display Both sides For Framing,
please be sure to adjust the drop-down quantity setting above as needed
before or after you click ADD TO CART
Automatic Tiered Discounts are Available
up to 50% OFF!
15% OFF when you buy 2
20% OFF when you buy 3
25% OFF when you buy 4+
30% OFF when you buy 12+
40% OFF when you buy 20+
50% OFF when you buy 30+
On ANY & ALL Novelty Notes & Protectors
MIX or Match!
They do NOT need to be the same kind,
so even just one each of different bills can qualify!
Discounts will ONLY be applied when you Add 2 or more
qualifying items to Your eBay CART
COMBINING THEM into a SINGLE CHECK-OUT TRANSACTION.
Get 2 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $1.68
Get 3 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $2.38
Get 4 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $2.97
Get 12 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $8.32
Get 20 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $11.88
Get 30 of the Same OR DIFFERENT Bills for as Low as $14.85
PLEASE Always be sure to use the ADD TO CART button,
instead of Buy It Now,
and try to COMBINE ALL of the different bills you would like
into Your eBay CART,
before paying for them ALL AT ONCE,
as ONE SINGLE TRANSACTION.
Using Buy It Now repeatedly to pay for items separately,
disqualifies them from Promotional Offers, because
PayPal takes up to 30% in extra fees for each separate transaction,
and order processing time may be greatly increased for several reasons.
A 2 mil thin Currency Sleeve Will Be Included FREE
for each standard size bill.
All Free Currency Sleeves are Brand New,
but are provided AS-IS, due to occasional slight imperfections.
Deluxe semi-rigid Currency Holders,
or 4-Pocket Binder Display Pages are Highly Recommended,
and Listings for various quantities of them
can be found by searching within my eBay Store
Currency Supplies category.
Want to have a cool & fun item to show your friends?
Get these Collectible Funny Play Money Novelty Dollar Bills!
They make great bookmarks, and cool gifts,
especially if you get the Deluxe Holders with them!
They are an artful and fun novelty gag gift, to show appreciation,
or to commemorate or honor an event, or to enhance sales,
which will bring a smile and a laugh,
and be highly treasured for many years to come!
Please be sure to check out all the other novelty note listings
and pre-bundled, You Choose, or discounted sets in my eBay store,
<---- or through the Categories on the left sidebar.
I have more than 1000 different kinds, and will be adding new bills each month.
Collect them All!
IMPORTANT SHIPPING DETAILS
THIS IS A NON-TRACKED ITEM
SENT BY STAMPED LETTER ENVELOPE
UNLESS YOU SELECT AN EXPEDITED SHIPPING METHOD
OR ORDER A TOTAL OF ANY 12+
Please take note of the Dual ETA Dates Range
shown above at the time of purchase,
or on your Order Details page,
but also bear in mind that Estimated Arrival Dates,
are only ESTIMATES, and that results may vary +/-
Our items are ALWAYS taken directly to the Post Office,
by the next business day, if at all possible,
but may occasionally take 2 to 4 business days to process,
due to extra high demand,
especially during the annual holiday season, from October through December.
During such very busy periods, I must work on a first-come, first served basis,
so ORDER EARLY instead of waiting until the last minute!
Expedited Shipping Options are Available.
Please do not leave a message asking for faster shipping,
nor when your item will be shipped,
as there may be hundreds of previous orders currently in progress ahead of yours,
and many such messages can easily slow-down the whole process.
* IF you desire the best protected packaging,
and/or faster delivery service, with Tracking,
Please use either the
First-Class PACKAGE (2-5 days),
or PRIORITY MAIL (2-3 days),
Expedited Shipping Options,
found on the Check-Out screen *
We always use a 1/4 manila folder with the FREE thin Currency Sleeve,
and a full-size packing slip,
for 3 extra layers of shipping protection with our stamped Letter Envelopes,
but for a Package we also use a padded bubble mailer
with extra added layers of cardboard and bubble padding inside.
USPS postage rates have gone up considerably (up to 30%) this year.
The lowest postage with tracking is often more than $3,
depending on distance zones, plus a padded mailer.
Tracking will ONLY be provided free for larger purchases
($8+ after discounts),
however as most of my items are sold at a very low price,
they must often be sent in a First-Class Stamped Letter Envelope,
which the USPS does NOT offer tracking on,
and can also take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days.
eBay ESTIMATES often do NOT account for this real-life variance.
Orders will usually arrive within a few days to a week,
but the US Postal Service DOES occasionally experience delays
of 2 to 3 weeks or more with Letter Envelopes.
In case you do Not select an
Expedited Shipping Option on the Check-Out Screen,
and order less than 12 bills together,
then please be on the lookout for a
standard Stamped Letter Envelope from California,
with an image of The RoadRunner on the return address label,
and Please Be Patient in case it does not arrive very promptly.
In case another resident or family member
retrieves the incoming mail for you,
let him or her know that you are expecting this envelope,
so they do Not discard it as junk mail, nor leave it mixed in with bills.
The Free Shipping and Quantity Discount Offers are ONLY valid IN THE USA,
and do NOT apply to international orders.
International deliveries will ONLY be processed through
eBay's Global Shipping Program,
which are subject to additional shipping fees BY eBay,
and may take a few extra weeks to arrive.
Please do Not ask us to bypass this program,
as we do Not ship internationally otherwise.
Please make sure your mailing address is Current and Complete,
as we are not responsible for orders which do not arrive,
or are Returned To Sender, due to an incorrect mailing address.
Items which are Returned to Sender MAY be re-shipped, at the sellers discretion,
but only After an additional re-shipping fee has been paid.
This is NOT actual currency,
and is NOT legal tender.
It is Novelty Currency, Funny Money or Play Money.
Novelty money has No monetary value on the street.
It cannot be spent, or exchanged for goods or services
like government-issued money can.
They are commemorative collectible novelty items with no cash value.
They are intended for Fun and Collecting.
You can own them, confident in not violating any US law.
Just do NOT try to spend them!
Presenting them as payment is Not a joke.
We are NOT responsible for any illegal use of this product,
which may carry serious penalties.
As there has never been a Million Dollar Bill issued in the United States,
the US Federal Reserve has declared them legal to print or own.
They do not consider them to be counterfeit,
because no genuine million, billion, trillion, or zillion dollar bills exist,
nor have ever have existed.
Many of them even have official US Government approval,
and approved Library of Congress Copyrights.
All of our bills are considered a PARODY, a work created to mock,
comment on, or poke fun at an original work,
its subject, author, style, or some other target,
by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation,
and they meet all legal Fair Use, Parody and Fake Currency requirements.
We do NOT design, nor print ANY of these novelty bills ourselves.
We do NOT customize these bills, Nor make any custom bills,
but suggestions for new bills are welcomed,
and will be passed along to a supplier.
Our bills are all professionally printed, Not printed on a PC, Nor Photo Copies!
This High-Quality novelty money is Designed and Printed
using Professional offset printing presses
in large print runs of thousands of bills, by an Authorized Printing company,
and are Purchased from an Authorized Vendor,
so they cannot be modified or customized,
and there are no valid copyright issues!
We strive to get your order to you as fast as possible while keeping our prices low.
In the unlikely event that you do not receive your order
by the Estimated delivery date,
Or If for any reason you are not satisfied with your purchase,
please contact us BEFORE opening a case,
or Before leaving less than Positive feedback,
so we can resolve any issues you might have.
When you receive your order, If there were no problems,
Please Leave Positive Seller Feedback,
and then Positive Buyer Feedback will be left for you automatically,
moments AFTER Positive Seller Feedback has been received.
This method is necessary due to fraudulent accounts abusing the system.
WANT MORE QUANTITY?
If you would like to get a larger quantity of notes
than are currently listed on here, please ask!
The listed quantities are often much Less than my Actual On-Hand inventory,
due to eBay listing limitations, and offering such a wide variety.
But we can often increase a listings quantity by request, or relist an item for you.
If you have any questions about this or any of our other listings,
Please free free to contact us before bidding.
Thank you for shopping with So Quick Trading 😊